Twisted Mirror – Five stars if they didn’t cry more than you.
Welcome to THERAPYFY.
Where your pain meets its customer service moment.
Swipe right for trauma-informed.
Swipe left for “Tell me more about your mother.”
Rate your session from “left feeling seen”
…to “left feeling Googled.”
Did your therapist:
- Validate your lived experience? ⭐️
- Suggest journaling while you were sobbing? ⭐️
- Cry harder than you? 🚩
I left a one-star review once.
The therapist spent half the session telling me how it hurt her feelings.
Said she’s “never had a client not love her.”
I said, “Guess we’re breaking new ground.”
You can even upload audio now.
Proof of the moment they said:
“Have you tried gratitude for your childhood trauma?”
Bonus points if their office has:
- A single fiddle leaf fig
- A “You Are Enough” sign
- And zero clue what dissociation looks like in real time
