32. “America Now Offering PTSD-Inspired Home Decor”

Twisted Mirror – Your trauma, but make it throw pillows.

Need a safe space?
We’ve got one—
in three soothing palettes.

“Triggered Teal” Sectional:
Perfect for dissociation.
Extra cushions included
(because nobody’s coming to hold you).

“Numb Beige” Throw Blanket:
Weighted, like your silence.
Pairs well with nightly flashbacks
and early childhood coping mechanisms.

“Hypervigilant Chic” End Tables:
All edges. No comfort.
Wipe-clean surfaces
for when the panic spills over.

There’s a whole line now:
“Domestic Dissociation” by MindWell™.

Curated for the overfunctioning.
Marketed to the emotionally bankrupt.

Candles labeled “Grounded”
with scents like
Lavender Gaslight
and Eucalyptus Emergency Contact.

Art prints that say
“This Too Shall Pass”
in cursive font,
above the bed
where your insomnia lives.

And for the guest bathroom?
A distressed wood sign:
“You’re Stronger Than Your Trauma.”

As if you forgot.
As if that’s what you needed
between the tile and the toilet paper.

They can’t house the homeless.
But they’ll sell you a trauma-themed soap dispenser.

Healing is expensive.
Coping aesthetics are on sale.