33. Minimum Wage Can’t Buy a Minimum Life

You work full-time and still drown. That’s not failure. That’s design.

Write. Laugh. Hope.

Clock in. Clock out.
Repeat until eviction.

Minimum wage isn’t a starter salary.
It’s a sentence.
A slow, silent bleed from your time to their profit margin.

You weren’t lazy.
You weren’t irresponsible.
You weren’t unskilled.

You were underpaid by a system
that calls $7.25 survival
and $725 billion in corporate profit “hard-earned.”

They say “budget better”
while groceries double
rent triples
and your second job wants weekends too.

You don’t need another side hustle.
You need a system that doesn’t
treat labor like a donation
and humans like disposable inventory.

This is poverty with a schedule.
This is exhaustion with a dress code.
This is capitalism in uniform.

Write. Laugh. Hope.
Because what the hell else is there?

The Swear Jar

If this Wolf pissed you off in a productive way—good. That’s kind of the point. Tip if you want to support someone calling out predators dressed as protectors. This system’s been chewing people up for decades. Help me drag it into the light, one toothy truth at a time. No guilt. No pressure. Just justice, satire, and a virtual swear jar. Click if you’re tired of playing nice with wolves.

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