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Fabulous Functioning Coffee Mug – 11 OZ

$15.52

Description

Functioning? Barely. Fabulous? Always.

Start your day with a sip of chaos and a whole lotta charm. This Accent Coffee Mug isn’t just here for your caffeine—it’s here for your reputation. With bold colors and a glossy finish, it screams, “I may be mentally unwell, but I’m aesthetically unstoppable.”

Whether you’re trudging through emails, dodging responsibilities, or fake-laughing your way through awkward conversations, this mug’s got your back—and your brew. It’s loud, proud, and slightly unhinged… just like you.

Perfect for gifting to your most fabulous hot mess or keeping for yourself (because self-care starts with sarcasm and ceramic).


Why You’ll Love It

  • Microwave-safe, because reheating the same cup three times is a lifestyle

  • Dishwasher-safe, for those of us who do not hand wash unless emotionally blackmailed

  • High-quality printing that won’t fade, even when your will to function does

  • Lead & BPA free, unlike your ex

 

Care Instructions
Throw it in the dishwasher or hand wash if you’re feeling oddly productive. Either way, treat it better than you treat your to-do list.

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